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Apparently after watching this video, you will know how to speak geek. Do you really want to though?

How To Speak Geek

Step 1:
LOL
LOL – Laugh out Loud: I am laughing out loud at your comment. Feel free to use this even though it’s unlikely to be strictly-speaking true, and in reality you’re just smirking a bit. Inwardly.

Step 2:
ROFL
ROFL –Rolling on Floor Laughing: your post was so very humerous, I am genuinely rolling around on the floor laughing at it. Feel free to use this even though it’s definitely unlikely to be strictly-speaking true.

Step 3:
LMAO
LMAO – Laugh my Arse Off: this was so funny, the resulting laughter caused my rectum to prolapse. WTF is that all about?

Step 4:
WTF
WTF – What the F***. What on Earth? Used to express disbelief in a subject. For example “WTF is this film all about?”
Step 5:

NSFW
NSFW – Not Safe For Work. Warning: the link I’ve supplied goes to naughty and/ or pornographic material. Presumably goatse, or some such. Don’t click it at work, like a total noob.

I’d rather not. Hah. They even mentioned goatse!